So today was pretty... inexplicable.

Yeah. It was.

One seriously weird thing happened today though,
I have a small love for refresher bars, so i popped in the shop on the way home from school and go to get one. There's a new colour there so i had to try it, orange the wrapper was, so orange the flavour should be, right? Well, I got back to my house and sat down and took a Humungous bite out of it. Bloody Orange And Chilli Flavoured, Wasn't It? My Tongue still feels like it's on fire and this was like 2 hours ago. Not A Happy Bunny At All.

School smelt really bad today, too. A bit like bleach so i told a teacher i could smell asbestos. She had a small "Waaaahh, OMG i'm gonna die" fit, and realised we were laughing at her. Detention on friday. Yum!

My Food Also tasted like bleach, so i've decided the cleaners had a massive bleach fight in the school over the weekend.

Yeah, all this seems normal to me, too.

If my life were a movie this is what my soundtrack will be.

To do this basically you have to put your ipod/itunes/any music thing on shuffle and see with what it comes up with. Each time you get a song you type it next to a part of your life but you have to do it in order (if that makes ANY sense.)

Well anyway I was bored and here's mine.

Opening Credits : Somebody To Love - Queen
Waking Up Scene : Better Luck -Scissor Sisters
Getting Ready Scene : Y.M.C.A - The Village people
Car Driving Scene : Bat out of Hell - Meatloaf (I Hate This Song)
High School Flashback Scene : How You Remind Me - Nickelback
Nostalgic Scene : John I'm Only Dancing (Again) - David Bowie
Angry Scene: Assassin - Muse
Agony, Painful Scene: Missile - IAMX
Break-up Scene : Love Games - The Mighty Boosh
Sad, Breakdown Scene : Owner Of A Lonely Heart - Yes!
Nightclub/Dance Scene : I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred
Buddy/Sidekick Scene: Hot Gossip - Robots In Disguise
Life's OK: Wonderwall - Oasis
Dreaming of Someone Scene: Pumpkin Soup - Kate Nash 
Contemplation Scene: Count in Fives - The Horrors
Love Scene: Kiss And Swallow - IAMX
Kissing Scene: Boys Will Be Boys - Ordinary Boys
Relaxing Scene: Bed Scenes - Robots In Disguise
Action/Fight Scene: Wrestlers - Hot Chip (That Was A Good One)
Victory Scene : Basket Case - Green Day
Closing Credits: Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus

Just So You Know, I Stole This Off Rhed.

I went up to my father's friend's house yesterday because i'm being their (rather lovely) son, Nick's groom for this year's horse showing season. Yeah!

My life's full of excitement.

Went to town and then into the park yesterday and had a lovely time. from what i can remember. We went to tesco & bought Oreos and ate them in the park with Baileys :D. Believe me, They mix well. We spent ages in the park because we saw some boys from my old school that i hadn't seen for ages and talked with them for a long while.

The bell went in the park and we stayed there to play hide and seek with the park keeper. What Fun :D

Woke up this morning with a rather large headache and a runny nose (?) but my lovely Nan made me drink lemsip and i feel much better. Nans, you see, are amazing.

Off to watch Green Mile now, Bye. X.

Hello Good People (And The Bad Ones Too)

Got back from the family holiday to Greece on Wednesday night at about midnight. Got seriously pissed off with my mother who made me go to school to do exams on Thursday and today.

Holiday

We went to a place called Lindos that is just outside Rhodes. It smells funny. Basically i was made to walk up a massive hill so my two-year-old sister -Eve- could see the "princess Castle" at the top. Guess who fell asleep half way up. Then the next day i began trying to teach the sister how to do Howard and Lester Corncrakes handshake from series three of the boosh. I succeeded and now she's walking around trying to do it by herself. They Made Me Go To The Beach! Twice! Talk about annoyed. The sand got all in my toes and I was trying to walk up to this Bar to get a drink and the sand was so hot all the bottoms of my toes are blistered. I Cried.

The rest of my time was spent peeling my back and going to little parties along the beach. Oh, and trying to drown the stepfather in the pool, he wouldn't drown though.

Exams

On the Thursday i had Maths, English and Religious. Painful.
Today I had Science, Geography and History. Even more Painful.
They re all over now and all the girls and me are going out tomorrow to 'Celebrate'. i think it's just an excuse to get a little bit tipsy and crash in Laurens house.

Byeee

i was sat on the bus on the way home from school today watching 'the power of the crimp' episode of the mighty boosh on my iPod and almost had a heart attack when i realised i might fancy Gary Numan a little bit. Is it Wrong????

A picture of him because it makes me smile

Some things about me:

1. I live in Aberdare; A shitty little town in south wales
2. I have two houses
3. I have two houses because my parents ar divorced
4. My father recently jumped out of a moving car because his then girlfriend was cheating, he fractured his skull in 11 places and is okay
5. I have two Half-Sisters, Rachel,5 and Eve,2
6. My room is always dark, No matter which one
7. I listen to lots of loud music in there because it's soundproofed
8. Right now I listen to lots of robots in disguise, I am X and Queen
9. My friends think i'm funny
10. I've learnt that as long as i'm honest to myself and happy, nothing else matters. Apart from the usual.
11. I haven't had a boyfriend for almost SIX MONTHS. My life is sad
12. I fancy Russell Brand almost as much as Noel Fielding. Almost
13. I like learning to speak welsh
14. I love my computer more than my mother. Definitely
15. i was born in London, on the 12 september 1994, I lived near Camden until i was 2
16. My mother is very authoritarian, My father is not. I don't see how they ever got married
17. I am going to see the boosh in November. I am counting the days.
18. My favourite place is aberdare park, By the stones.
19. I always manage to do well in exams even though i have never revised properly in my life
20. People take the piss out of me way too much
21. I get called cynical and pessimistic by people that don't know me.
22. I get called energetic and happy go lucky by people that do know me
23. i get called childish by everyone
24. Right now i'm listening to Hot Chip
25. i might possibly be the only person in my school that doesn't like Go:Audio
26. i like to wear scarves and two tops at a time, in case i get bored with one of them.
27. i wear white boots in public ( no, not really, just for fancy dress or if me and my friends are dressing up silly to go out)
28. My hair is naturally straight, rightt now ir is short and layered, i like it
29. I've finally learned how to burn a CD without breaking my beloved computer
30. I'm finished writing this now

Soo, This is it.

I will be writing on here about anthing and everything that comes into my head...

I write kinda strangely funny stories too and will post some too see what you think .

'Til then,
Byeee