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Ten best brand names in the world From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (18 hours old)

Bum - crisps from Spain Cool-Piss - yogurt drink from Korea Crap's - French chocolate Erektus - Romanian energy drink Fanny - strawberry jam from Peru Finger Marie - rich tea biscuits in Sweden … more

Best names for chemicals ever From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (18 hours old)

Arsenolite - cubic arsenic trioxide Dickite - Mineral named after Alan Brugh Dick Fuchsite - green form of Muscovite Fucitol - type of alcohol devived from seaweed Fukalite - mineral found in Fuka… more

Groan of the night From prydwen in Grin and bear it (21 hours old)

Tea is for mugs.… more

Children in need From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (22 hours old)

I wasn't surprised to see that postmen have raised £300,000 for Children in Need. Well they have had a lot of free time lately haven't they. … more

That ahhhhh moment From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 day old)

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Isn't it ironic From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 day old)

This week working in Leicester I popped out at lunch time for a bite to eat. Walking back eating a delicious lamb samosa, I was aproached by a young asian lad eating a sausage roll.… more

'Tabby' Cat From STiCKs13 in Dribblings of the mind (6 days old)

Tabby Callaghan Since people are bumming X Factor now, why not? The last time I was interested in the X Factor was in whatever year Tabby was in it because I loved him. The only time I've ever vot… more

First thing that popped into my mind when I left the tepee From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

Some of the best funny personal names can be found in the US Indian Census of 1880. The anglophile versions of Native Indian names can be hilarious simply due to loose translations. Native America… more

The book to buy all your male friends for Chistmas From prydwen in (7 days old)

'Busty, Slag and Nob End' by Russell Ash. This adults only book of 'Remarkably rude but real names of people, places and products from all over the world' will have any male laughing his head off wit… more

Hampstead Heath From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

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Top Ten adult movie titles From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

1. Forest Hump 2. The Object Of My Erection 3. The Porn Identity 4. Sex Trek: The Next Penetration 5. Shaving Ryan's Privates 6. ET: The Extra Testicle 7. Alien vs Sex Predator 8. Sex Toy … more

Love Songs - Chapter 7 - Oopsy Daisy From Miss-Mighty-Boosh in Pieces Of Rainbow (7 days old)

Marnie: "Marnie, we're ready for you on stage in five." I nodded towards Cal, my stage manager/director. I felt sick, so sick. Miley Cyrus did catch me off guard and make me feel like I was … more

Thought for the day From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (8 days old)

I was born on the cusp of Leo and Capricorn...... Does this make me a Leprechaun?… more

John and Edward From prydwen in Grin and bear it (8 days old)

So John and Edward are called Jedward. Anyone else wish they'd been called Peter and Rick? … more

What! Londoner's wont even share a taxi..... From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (8 days old)

Found in the San Franscisco Chronicle So you think London, population 8 million, is crowded with the living? There are many millions more under the soil of a city that has been inhabited for … more

When is "Therapeutic" Sex, not "Therapeutic" Sex? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (8 days old)

The U.S. Tax Court ruled in September that William Halby, 78, owes back taxes because he improperly tried to deduct $300,000 over a five-year period for "medical" expenses that were merely purchases o… more

Want a tune on the radio From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (8 days old)

Listen in to Seahaven FM, phone 01323 899226 and Danny and I will play you a tune....… more

My view on war From STiCKs13 in Dribblings of the mind (8 days old)

Right, images like this make me sympathise and in turn, piss me off. I don't know a fuck load about war but is it really needed?! Haven't we developed into more mature human beings where we don't h… more

theres no such thing as a jaggy snake From hellohannah in (8 days old)

Last night I saw Biffy Clyro :) So good :D They're one of my favourite bands and I've seen them before but I was really excited to see them again. Simon Neil is my favourite man, ever. So beautiful… more

Down to one drink a week now From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (8 days old)

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Character development mini lesson From STiCKs13 in Dribblings of the mind (9 days old)

I don't claim to be an expert on making characters in the slightest, I mean, I still find it very hard but step by step, it's easier than you think. I plan to be an author though, right? So this is g… more

It's so much better writing about characters that you *know* rather than ones you make up on the spot From STiCKs13 in Dribblings of the mind (9 days old)

You feel a connection with characters that you’re already familiar with and you know how they’d react to pretty much any situation. I’m only saying this because I realised how much better my writing i… more

Love Songs - Chapter 6 - I Kissed A Drunk Girl From Miss-Mighty-Boosh in Pieces Of Rainbow (12 days old)

Nick: It was everywhere. Front page of every magazine I picked up. CYRUS HITS JONAS MILEY MARNIE MASH-UP JONAS K.O MARNIE OUT COLD JONAS IN JEPARDY It was just too awful to think … more

Internet relationships and friendships From STiCKs13 in Dribblings of the mind (13 days old)

Okay, this has been on my mind for forever: what's the difference between having a friend online and having a friend 'in real life'? You might be like 'wtf, isn't it obvious? you big silly'. Well...it… more

Lounge Lizard From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (14 days old)

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The first acorn of common sense From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (14 days old)

UK councils please take note. FRANKFORT, Ky. A spokeswoman for Kentucky Gov. Steve Beshear says he's calling the tree on the Capitol's front lawn a "Christmas" tree this holiday season. A… more

Groan of the night From prydwen in Grin and bear it (14 days old)

A man died today after becoming trapped under a large wicker basket containing a smoked ham, a jar of pickled onions, some cheddar, water biscuits and a bottle of champagne. Police said that their … more

Who needs therepy? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (14 days old)

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Louis Walsh From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (14 days old)

When will this man get a reality check, smell the coffee and realise that he is either tone death, or the biggest bullshitter in the world.... Louis the louse should bow out of this competition at … more

Please Please Please From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (14 days old)

Will someone out there please put John and Edward out of their misery (and mine)....… more