Stepbrothers is so god damn funny. The whole world needs to know this, and then laugh.
High School Musical 3 is also very funny. full of crap, but so funny. funny crap.

                      Things That Are Making Me Happy Right Now.

•         Gok Wan book signing. This Thursday Oh Yeahhh
•         Disneyland Paris, on the 14th of November
•         Mighty Boosh Live, On the 25th  
•         and, *drumroll, please* I GOT MY KILLERS TICKETS!
         

And my weird, ADHD, cousin showed me how to make ninja darts out of drawing pins, blu tack and paper last weekend.

Oh, the fun to be had throwing them at the stereotypical, *steaming, on the floor* chavs on a saturday night.

I have a sad life, i know. But It's so bloody fun.

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Woo! Complete and utter love for the iPhone

I kinda realise how nerdy this makes me sound, getting excited over a not so little gadget that's had way to much media attention, but i'm happy being that nerd right now so don't bother telling me how nerdy you think i am.

And - to top it all off - this boy i've kinda fancied for a while now asked me out yesterday. Obvious squealing and acting like a complete child followed but it was funny, but then i fell off a big rock thing in my local park and broke four fingers. Not just "ouch i can't move 'em, must be broken" broken, either, No, they're mangled beyond belief and are making it extremely hard to do anything. I hate you so fucking much you stupid fingers, but you will not kill my good mood. EVER!

But I love you lots iPhone, even if you are extremely hard to use with one hand.

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I'm Going To London for a few days this week and only get an afternoon in Camden, i was wondering if anyone could point out the best places to get clothes and stuff from?

x

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Yeah. It was.

One seriously weird thing happened today though,
I have a small love for refresher bars, so i popped in the shop on the way home from school and go to get one. There's a new colour there so i had to try it, orange the wrapper was, so orange the flavour should be, right? Well, I got back to my house and sat down and took a Humungous bite out of it. Bloody Orange And Chilli Flavoured, Wasn't It? My Tongue still feels like it's on fire and this was like 2 hours ago. Not A Happy Bunny At All.

School smelt really bad today, too. A bit like bleach so i told a teacher i could smell asbestos. She had a small "Waaaahh, OMG i'm gonna die" fit, and realised we were laughing at her. Detention on friday. Yum!

My Food Also tasted like bleach, so i've decided the cleaners had a massive bleach fight in the school over the weekend.

Yeah, all this seems normal to me, too.

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Just So You Know, I Stole This Off Rhed.

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Well, I went out with Nick just before last christmas and I kinda guessed there was bound to be some awkwardness, so i just went up to chat and clear the air.

When his parents were there it got really awkward because we really really needed to talk and i got very nervous.
I'll spare you the details, but the we decided that we should give it another go because we had such a laugh last time and we'd both been missing each other a little bit.

So, Nick slept in my house last night and I had the best time I've had in a long time. Just catching up and drinking alcopops. It was nice too, because my father was staying in his parents house with my sister so we had the house to ourselves. My father said he came in this morning to find us both curled up in a ball on my bed.

Tired but happy today. Spent most of the time walking around the village where i live and getting yelled at by chavs. Who Cares?

I'm sleeping in his house tonight and bunking off school tomorrow, My dad said he'd ring school for me.

Byeeee

x

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The bell went in the park and we stayed there to play hide and seek with the park keeper. What Fun

Woke up this morning with a rather large headache and a runny nose (?) but my lovely Nan made me drink lemsip and i feel much better. Nans, you see, are amazing.

Off to watch Green Mile now, Bye. X.

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Got back from the family holiday to Greece on Wednesday night at about midnight. Got seriously pissed off with my mother who made me go to school to do exams on Thursday and today.

Holiday

We went to a place called Lindos that is just outside Rhodes. It smells funny. Basically i was made to walk up a massive hill so my two-year-old sister -Eve- could see the "princess Castle" at the top. Guess who fell asleep half way up. Then the next day i began trying to teach the sister how to do Howard and Lester Corncrakes handshake from series three of the boosh. I succeeded and now she's walking around trying to do it by herself. They Made Me Go To The Beach! Twice! Talk about annoyed. The sand got all in my toes and I was trying to walk up to this Bar to get a drink and the sand was so hot all the bottoms of my toes are blistered. I Cried.

The rest of my time was spent peeling my back and going to little parties along the beach. Oh, and trying to drown the stepfather in the pool, he wouldn't drown though.

Exams

On the Thursday i had Maths, English and Religious. Painful.
Today I had Science, Geography and History. Even more Painful.
They re all over now and all the girls and me are going out tomorrow to 'Celebrate'. i think it's just an excuse to get a little bit tipsy and crash in Laurens house.

Byeee

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A picture of him because it makes me smile

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Some things about me:

1. I live in Aberdare; A shitty little town in south wales
2. I have two houses
3. I have two houses because my parents ar divorced
4. My father recently jumped out of a moving car because his then girlfriend was cheating, he fractured his skull in 11 places and is okay
5. I have two Half-Sisters, Rachel,5 and Eve,2
6. My room is always dark, No matter which one
7. I listen to lots of loud music in there because it's soundproofed
8. Right now I listen to lots of robots in disguise, I am X and Queen
9. My friends think i'm funny
10. I've learnt that as long as i'm honest to myself and happy, nothing else matters. Apart from the usual.
11. I haven't had a boyfriend for almost SIX MONTHS. My life is sad
12. I fancy Russell Brand almost as much as Noel Fielding. Almost
13. I like learning to speak welsh
14. I love my computer more than my mother. Definitely
15. i was born in London, on the 12 september 1994, I lived near Camden until i was 2
16. My mother is very authoritarian, My father is not. I don't see how they ever got married
17. I am going to see the boosh in November. I am counting the days.
18. My favourite place is aberdare park, By the stones.
19. I always manage to do well in exams even though i have never revised properly in my life
20. People take the piss out of me way too much
21. I get called cynical and pessimistic by people that don't know me.
22. I get called energetic and happy go lucky by people that do know me
23. i get called childish by everyone
24. Right now i'm listening to Hot Chip
25. i might possibly be the only person in my school that doesn't like Go:Audio
26. i like to wear scarves and two tops at a time, in case i get bored with one of them.
27. i wear white boots in public ( no, not really, just for fancy dress or if me and my friends are dressing up silly to go out)
28. My hair is naturally straight, rightt now ir is short and layered, i like it
29. I've finally learned how to burn a CD without breaking my beloved computer
30. I'm finished writing this now

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Soo, This is it.

I will be writing on here about anthing and everything that comes into my head...

I write kinda strangely funny stories too and will post some too see what you think .

'Til then,
Byeee

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